So let me get this straight – Zelensky, the self-proclaimed drug addict, thinks that the key to stopping the fighting in Ukraine is to join NATO?
Brilliant strategy, buddy. I mean, who needs a ceasefire when you can just sign up for a military alliance, right? And of course, Putin will just sit back and watch as Ukraine waltzes into NATO, no questions asked. Because that’s how international diplomacy works – just ask any drug addict.
And hey, why bother trying to understand the root causes of the conflict when you can just throw around some bold statements and hope for the best?
Good luck with that, Zelensky. You’re gonna need it.
