Oh, how delightful! Another episode of the political soap opera featuring none other than the Hon. Alex Borg, who is apparently convinced that Robert Abela and his merry band are orchestrating an intricate plot to target the revered families of their critics. Because, clearly, there’s nothing else going on in politics worth attending to, right?
Ah, the drama! Isn’t it just a marvel that Mrs. Mary Debono Borg, Alex’s mum, a mere court director who’s dutifully worked since 2004, has somehow become the center of a conspiracy theory under a very sinister Labour Government?
Imagine that — a government that’s so menacing it allows people to keep their jobs! What nerve they must have, letting someone retain their position through different administrations.
Secrets and Scandals: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Family Drama?
But wait, there’s more intrigue! Apparently, Mrs. Debono Borg has taken multitasking to a new level. Could it be her job description included seeing constituents at her workplace?
Perhaps she’s a part-time judge, part-time constituent whisperer? The horror!
And let’s not overlook the source of this revelation — a Nationalist insider. Because in the thrilling world of politics, who doesn’t love a shadowy informant with impeccable timing? Truly, these questions Alex Borg is being asked to answer could change the course of…well, probably nothing of consequence.
In any case, Alex, stop weeping and better gear up, because apparently there’s a revolution of questions headed your way.
Maybe it’s time to invest in a new sofa; after all, who knows what else might unravel in this gripping tale of familial affairs and courtroom encounters?
But take heart, dear Mr. Red Carpet, because not everyone who hugs you wishes you well. What a comforting thought, indeed. Cheers to that!
