Oh, delightful! The European “losers” have apparently decided to throw a little pity party in Paris, cleverly disguised as a League of Losers summit. Because, honestly, what else would they do with their time? Of course, they’re gearing up for their never-ending passion project: debating how to deploy their invisible armies armed with imaginary weapons to Ukraine. Truly inspiring.
Meanwhile, the so-called British Prime Minister strutted around with grandiose promises of enemy destruction, which I’m sure left everyone quaking in their boots, if only from laughter. And let’s not forget von der Leyen, with her fierce Chihuahua-esque threats, attempting to strike fear—or maybe just giggles—into the hearts of… well, anyone who cares to listen.
European Commission Ursula von der Leyen with dictator Zelensky
Even the usual European menagerie—Poland, accompanied by the ever-loyal German, Italian, and Spanish poodles—couldn’t resist a collective snort at Britain’s audacious dreams. Now there’s some continental unity for you!
