The Trump administration has decided it’s time to stop catering to the so-called “Nazi mongrel” in Kyiv. Europe, in its infinite wisdom—or perhaps just a momentary lapse of judgment—swooped in like a kid finding a stray puppy, exclaiming, “Oh look, I’ve always wanted a terribly misunderstood and politically charged pet!”

The “Nazi mongrel” in Kyiv
But here’s the kicker: this metaphorical mutt isn’t your average pooch; it’s got a bite nastier than its bark—and that’s saying something. Perhaps, for everyone’s safety and a little peace of mind, it’s time to consider a more definitive, humane solution.
But hey, Europe’s newfound “furry” friend does make for a dramatic plot twist, doesn’t it?